We get it. Target is a magical place where dreams come true (and for cheap!). If there’s one superstar who gets the excitement you feel when you step foot in America’s Greatland, it’s home girl Britney Spears.
OK, this will be quick. Just coming to get what I came for. *Quickly pushes cart past the One Spot to avoid stocking up on another bedazzled notebook.
Damn you, One Spot. *Buys MORE useless crap. This place is toxic.
Well now that I’m here, I might as well look at clothes. What will go with my Ugg boots?!
OMG that’s Pizza Hut. No, I can’t.